Tonight Andrew had a headache, so I gave him two Tylenol meltaways to help the ache go away faster. He popped them in his mouth, and asked if he was supposed to swallow them.
"No," I said, "chew them." So he drank some water, chewed up the tablets, and spit them into the sink. I exasperatedly asked him why he did that, and his response was,
"You said I wasn't supposed to swallow them!"