The background: Ethan and Andrew are taking a shower at my parents' house. They are using the shower that their awesome Uncle Lyle uses.
Me: I think there is some manly shampoo in there from Uncle Lyle. Do you guys want to use the manly shampoo?
Ethan and Andrew: Yes!
Me: Okay, just use a little bit.
Ethan: Why? Because we aren't men yet?