Andrew: Mom, have you ever seen a cockroach in our house, besides the one we had as a pet?
Me: No, we don't have cockroaches in our house.
Andrew: Yes we do!
Me: No, we don't!
Andrew: Mom, cockroaches are everywhere, we have them.
Me: Andrew, you aren't telling people we have cockroaches in our house are you?
Andrew (after a moment of hesitation): No.
Me: Because you usually get them when your house is a health hazard, and I don't want people thinking our house is a health hazard.
Andrew: But mom, cockroaches are everywhere.